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Short Tag Line:
Yeah, I know it's long and verbose. Read it anyway.
I/We are looking for
Hi There!
I'm looking for fun people (ladies, couples, or small groups) to enjoy my (very limited) free time with. Friends and friends with benefits. Radical sexual encounters ARE the goal, but NOT required! Just hangin' out havin' good times can be cool too. I've never been a "one night stand" kinda guy, so I prefer meeting people who are interested in friendship as well as sex.
I'm not LOOKING for a wife, but if miss perfect happens to cross my path, I'll snatch her up.
OK, honesty time. I've been single by choice for 4 years. It's starting to get old. I miss having a deeper connection with another human being. I am by no means desperate, just more interested than I have been, so I do have my eye out for something a little deeper, longer term, and more emotionally fulfilling. If your heads in the same place, and you like my profile, send me a note. SLS is the only place I'm even looking, because anyone I have a LTR with MUST be fun, adventurous, uninhibited, and willing to play inside that relationship.
No pic = no reply. Period.
Not interested in long term e-mail tag or chat. Also, if your just looking for someone to fantasize about chatting on yahoo while your husband and kids are sleeping, I got $5.00 you can borrow to buy a clue. Don't bother me.
Describe Yourself:
I'm 42 years old, 5'9" tall and weigh about 175#. I am disease and drug free (except the occasional HYDRO, in moderation). I usually wear a goatee and keep my head shaved. I have a few piercings, and some tattoos, and plans on getting more. I ain't bad looking, but won't win any beauty pageants either.
I'm a relatively conservative but open minded, highly diverse, laid back, articulate, intelligent, Dominant Alpha Male metal head/biker type.
I AM ATYPICAL! I AM NOT YOUR LOSER EX-BOYFRIEND, OR YOUR BABIES' DEADBEAT DAD!
I work hard, and like to play harder. I drive a big truck over the road for a living, run 2 small (for now) internet businesses, and Day Trade Stock Options and Forex Currency from my laptop in my truck. I am VERY busy, therefore I have ZERO tolerance for head trippers, game players, or bullshit artists. If that's you, please move along quietly to the next profile.
I worship the ocean, rivers, and lakes, and love to play in them whenever I can. I'm up for just about anything including riding horses on the beach, sky or scuba diving, concerts or a night out on the town, eating sushi and drinking Coronas (in moderation, I am often the designated driver) and dancing my "white boy with no rhythm" ass off (I LOVE Gay Clubs BTW), a day trip to some Casino like the boats at Lake Charles (Steamboat Bills across I10 has THE BEST shrimp and Oyster basket in the world), or a quiet weekend getaway for 2 at a B&B on the shore of a lake somewhere.
I love ALL kinds of music, from Old Blue Eyes (Frank Sinatra, for you youngsters), Neil Diamond, Blue October, Dashboard Confessional,James Blunt, Jose Gonzalez, and Barry White, to N.W.A., DMX, Ja Rule, Killswitch Engage, Pantera, and (old)Metallica, just to name a very few.
I am fun, highly sexual, and VERY oral. I keep my body clean and shaved (yes, down there too. I don't want hair in my mouth, why should she?). I have a decent sized and nicely shaped cock, and I know how to use it. My tongue is my best physical attribute.
I have ZERO tolerance for drama or bullshit. I just don't have the time. (yeah, I know I said that already. Just want to make it CRYSTAL CLEAR)
(by the way, if you had to get out your dictionary or thesaurus to look up "Atypical" please do not bother writing to me.)
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
I am straight, but not homophobic. I have some limited "lifestyle" experience. I have done MMF (DP included) and MFF. I have been to Coaches (a swing club in Houston) once, and would like to go again, but not alone, as a single male (talk about being an "outkast")
My personal favorite fantasy is steamy passionate sex with one or two women in a nice big jacuzzi tub by candle light. I try to make this fantasy a reality as often as possible.
My second leading favorite fantasy is to have and keep a truly and completely submisse and obediant female passion/sex slave who is content and proud to wear my collar in public. Unfortunately, I doubt this is very realistic in the emasculated western cultures anymore.
I am basically an old fashioned hopeless romantic, of a slightly coarser and more weathered fabric, who's been battered and bruised by modern Western Culture and expectations. A long night of languid passionate lovemaking in a dimly lit room with Jasmine and Lavender incense burning, and quiet melodies in the background curls my toes. But hey, wild monkey love works too.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
BUBBA's RULES TO LIVE BY:
1. Do unto others as you'd have done unto you.
2. Treat EVERYONE with courtesy and respect, until they prove they don't
deserve it.
3. Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Always.
4. Never lie. Dishonesty is a tool of cowards, and the weak.
5. Enjoy life. It's short.
JUST BE COOL, AND EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT IN THE END.
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